GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[NT!]

he's sayin 'f the haters, my name is grimstarr'
but his face got craters like the surface of mars
he coulda been ballin out bouncin in german whips
but he played the best heads up and donked off all his chips
if you wanna be robusto, i ain't tryna be mean
you gotta stop payin off like a slot machine
fool, we all seen how you lose your green
that coulda bought a million bottles of oxy clean
you need to bow to the might of the raptor christ power
cause the only time you get your dick wet is in the shower

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[TxRedMan]

i always say it like 'pawned' because the first time i saw it i thought it was like saying 'i own you so hard i decided to pawn your ass'

[DMoogle]

Roswell and TxRedMan have the best so far, IMHO. Tx, you know that he did apologize by offering the guy another "coinflip" where he had the option to fold, right? He cleared his name...

Awesome freestyle though.

[Anders]

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if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?

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HEY PAUL

[GLmaestro]

I am teh winnar

[obiedman]

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if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?

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HEY PAUL

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hi

[ahnuld]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Grimstarrs always up in HSNL being didactive
When really he should be on the phone calling proactive

His game is soft, his game is weak
I aint talking about cards, hes never kissed a cheek

Girls wont have him, not even once,
When it comes to sex, hes a complete dunce

Hell make arangements to move allin
But when its his turn, hes gone like Flynn

Dont trust this guy, not even for a second
He talks a big game but heres his confession

hes scum, hes low, hes straight up bad
So when he asks for advice tell him he must be mad.

[MatthewRyan]

I showed this thread to a guy at work who is always telling me how easy it is be a rapper, so this is from him (lol he doesnt know anything about grim):

Some call him Grimmy, still very new,
He'd call your bluff but hes just a big jew.
High stakes is his game,
whos to blame?
ever heard of an insurance claim?
All this talk about grimmy gettin laid?
just dont be jealous
Cause that homie is overzealous
and for all you donks gettin played
might wanna think about gettiin some financial aid.

[Triumph36]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Goin' to school at ghetto Northeast
Can't even get him poontang with yeast
Studyin all day to be an architect
But by night this [censored] turns from Clark Kent
into Grimstarr rockin the Grimstarr
25/50 Heads up Poker Superstar
Aggressive as they come, always willin to die
He says - I shove - all in - ace high
Pocket kings take him down for the fifth time
He logs on to BBV so he can cry
"Why can't I ever win, why can't I ever get paid?"
They all laugh and say, "Son, you gotta get laid"
At least we all know he ain't got the AIDS
But when he dies, there's gonna be a [censored] parade

[Spechel EDD]

some of these are pretty funny