Animal survivor tourney

[Clarkmeister]

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A fighting bull would wreak havoc on many of these animals. Those horns would fvck shite up.

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Could be. I thought about adding a bull, but he just missed the cut. Maybe I should have had a "play-in game". [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Subfallen]

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Seeding an unarmed human over any of the above animals is patently ridiculous IMO. How exactly do you suggest a 220 pound man kill a 10-foot crocodile that weighs nearly 1000 pounds??

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That whacky Aussie pwns them on a regular basis.

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I'm pretty sure that he's not dealing with full-grown saltwater crocodiles. Plus, it's not like he kills them. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Chairman Wood]

This is quite easy,
Rhino, UFC Champ, Grizzly Bear and Hippo.
Hippo's are nasty creatures, just vicious. Why Lion over Rhino? No way Lion leaves more than a mark on Rhino. UFC Champ just pulls some Crocidile Hunter thing on him, no sweat. Grizzly and Elephant is the most interesting, I took the Grizzly just because I don't think I've ever seen an elephant get all that aggresive.

[thirddan]

uhhh, punch it in the face and kick it in the balls?

[zagosh]

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Seeding an unarmed human over any of the above animals is patently ridiculous IMO. How exactly do you suggest a 220 pound man kill a 10-foot crocodile that weighs nearly 1000 pounds??

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Steve Irwin can destroy a croc and he is a fat, white, autralian. Imagine what Shamrock or Ortiz could do to one with the proper training.

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Unarmed, I suppose you could suffocate it, maybe, but other than that, I think he would have a hard time killing it.

[mason55]

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This is quite easy,
Rhino, UFC Champ, Grizzly Bear and Hippo.
Hippo's are nasty creatures, just vicious. Why Lion over Rhino? No way Lion leaves more than a mark on Rhino. UFC Champ just pulls some Crocidile Hunter thing on him, no sweat. Grizzly and Elephant is the most interesting, I took the Grizzly just because I don't think I've ever seen an elephant get all that aggresive.

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A hippo will not beat a tiger on land. I think a hippo is a much more fearsome creature but they are so big and heavy a tiger has them far outclassesed on land, where this tourney is taking place.

Grizzly - Elephant is an 8 vs 9 matchup. We have no 16 vs. 1 which is interesting.

[Clarkmeister]

I thought grizzly v elephant was interesting, and I'm surprised by the current large margin in favor of the elephant.

[zagosh]

Elephants handle their own. Definatly 1rst or 2nd(in real life)

[Clarkmeister]

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Unarmed, I suppose you could suffocate it, maybe, but other than that, I think he would have a hard time killing it.

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Killing becomes very interesting for the UFCC in a possible 2nd round matchup vs the elephant.

[Josh W]

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Yea, but the rhino's one dimension is being a big, bad ass rhino.

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Wow. I have never laughed so hard at a post in my entire mispent life. Great phraseology. Just great everything.

Wow.

J