why boobs?

[Schmed]

I just want to say I am all for you getting breast implants. Ya know what's wrong with fake breasts??? Absolutely nothing. They look nice, your clothes will fit better, and a vast majority of the men you meet will want to fondle them. It's your job to weed through the guys that want to fondle them and find a guy that you actually have something in common with. Sure a lot of those guys will just want to hook up with you to play with them......Soooooooooooooo.......... enjoy it....

We like boobs because they are there...it really is as simple as that....