In all seriousness, what are you looking for in a woman? - Page 16

whiskeytown · #1 09-28-2006, 10:52 PM

I REALLY need brains - if I can't talk with her about anything but stupid stuff I'll go insane -]\

physical, I'm not too picky but I don't think I can deal with a girl that outweighs me at 6'3"

I really need a partner in crime and a best friend but probably a [censored] buddy too - LOL -

ideally I look for tall - I don't care much about breasts (b-cup is fine for me) - as long as there's something there - but it's nice to be able to look her in the eye -

plus tall girls are a bit different - they can be beautiful and single cause 80% of the men are below their range [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] - but I don't have that problem - hottest girl I ever dated (prob. a 7 or 8) was 5'11" and I was one of the few guys she wasn't self conscicious around.

after I get my album done I'll be online looking probably - but until then I'll just get my work done - online will still be there this winter - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I can't deal with these drunk bar girls always barely able to stand up anymore.

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AJackson · #2 09-28-2006, 11:40 PM

me

iversonian · #3 09-28-2006, 11:45 PM

That she is attracted to me. As I get older, I find that that becomes more and more compelling.

agent_fish · #4 09-29-2006, 12:15 AM

1) She has to be a 6 or better. (That's a 6 on my scale, which on OOT's scale would be a 4 or better.)

2)She has to be what would be considered gifted. This means an IQ of 130 or higher. I'm not going to be giving her an IQ test, but I like to think I can tell. It's not that I'm super-smart or anything (I think my IQ is barely above 130, which for 2+2ers is probably low). It's just that I don't get along as well with girls who aren't 'smart'.

Of course, IQ isn't everything. If I felt she was smart, I wouldn't care what her IQ was. I'm just using that as a point of reference.

Also, I don't want to be with a girl who is super-nerdy and acts like she is the smartest person in the world. Sure, you're smart and you know it, but just act like a normal person. Don't try to prove to everyone how smart you are.

3) I like laid-back people in general. A girl who just goes with the flow and doesn't get worked up over little stuff would be best for me.

Also, even though I put looks first, they are not the most important thing to me. Just a base-level of looks are important, otherwise I wouldn't really be interested in the first place. I would rather be with a 5 who had points 2 and 3 covered than a 9 who was dumb and high-strung.

IlliniLou · #5 09-29-2006, 04:11 AM

big titted nympho whore w/ double jointed legs and a wide set vagina- yeah that pretty much sums it up

Jeff W · #6 09-29-2006, 04:32 AM

For a long term relationship, I prefer women who are not vacuous bitches. Obviously, my options are limited.

Btw, I wouldn't want to be in a long term relationship with a nymphomaniac. Nymphomania is a psychiatric disorder characterized by an insatiable demand for sexual stimulation that brings no satisfaction.

five4suited · #7 09-29-2006, 08:07 AM

intelligent, opinionated, assertive. sense of humor. atypical. sensual and sexy. very good in bed. looks: >=cute

FishyTalkin · #8 09-29-2006, 09:52 AM

I’m into anything healthy and fertile. Who I end up with is subject to time and work constraints.

Let x = health, y = fertility, t = time, j = work, q = quality.

Q = x + y.

The person I am looking for is = (x +y / t*j).

This is not a bullchit reply. You can predict how healthy and fertile my girl is, for any given period of finite time span, just from this equation. I got this down to a science.

punkass · #9 09-29-2006, 09:53 AM

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I’m into anything healthy and fertile. Who I end up with is subject to time and work constraints.

Let x = health, y = fertility, t = time, j = work, q = quality.

Q = x + y.

The person I am looking for is = (x +y / t*j).

This is not a bullchit reply. You can predict how healthy and fertile my girl is, for any given period of finite time span, just from this equation. I got this down to a science.

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dude...

Tennenbaum · #10 09-29-2006, 10:03 AM

[ QUOTE ]
I’m into anything healthy and fertile. Who I end up with is subject to time and work constraints.

Let x = health, y = fertility, t = time, j = work, q = quality.

Q = x + y.

The person I am looking for is = (x +y / t*j).

This is not a bullchit reply. You can predict how healthy and fertile my girl is, for any given period of finite time span, just from this equation. I got this down to a science.

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By girl do you mean the robot you built in your basement to love you?