Monthly HSNL [censored] thread (April)

[BluffTHIS!]

whitelime,

With those looming bills you already are running bad. And to crack that nut, you better be playing 50/100 or 100/200 NL.

[AZK]

I bet whitelime that he couldn't make $60k in 14 days. To help start the ball rolling we started sweating the sick 50/100 PLO game on UB yesterday, I tried really hard to get him to jump in, but he isn't degenerate like most.

[BluffTHIS!]

His only shot to make that much is to play big or play smaller and play LAG and run good doing it. He has no chance being a pussy.

[AZK]

Believe me, I am trying to get him to sit in some insane games.

[Sponger.]

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I tried really hard to get him to jump in, but he isn't degenerate like most.

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[HEK]

If he 7 or 8tables 10/20nl on party for 6-8 hours/day for 14 days straight it can quite easily be done.

[yvesaint]

THIS IS THE POKER FOR AUTISM THREAD

[Prevaricator]

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If he 7 or 8tables 10/20nl on party for 6-8 hours/day for 14 days straight it can quite easily be done.

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if he puts 50k on red then it can 'easily' be done too.

[Niwa]

Solution: sit at my tables.

[Evan]

Just an update: Thursday + Friday = 8200 Hands/-$7.4k. Friday night = movie + drunkenness until 4 am. Saturday = wake up at 2 PM hungover, hit golf balls until 6, get home, drink beer and eat pizza while watching NCAA games until 11ish. Then Evan spots a fish at 300/600 and we sit 3 handed and drop $6k. Fish of course leaves. We're still too drunk to play real stakes so we play some 10/20 and 30/60 limit and drop another 2k running horribly. The official challenge will start tomorrow and it'll be closer to 60k.

BTW, there are only 2 yellow S4's in all of North Jersey. So, I've only put down a small deposit at a dealership which is trying to get my car from another dealership. If they are unable to get the car, the contract I signed is void. This might actually be a good thing.