Brag: Destroyed bar poker league

[JDonk]

In my home town of Springfield, we have a bar poker league, play at 7pm and 10pm i won the 7pm game and then me my brother and some friends were gonna go see a movie, well it didnt start for 40 more minutes so we decided to sit in the next game.

Well most players at the bar poker league are horrible, and complain about everything they were non to pleased when 4 of the 20 players were straight pushing Any Two Cards.

Some guy heard my brother say what we were doing and instantly started complaining first hand was dealt 25-50 blinds starting stack of 4k, i was the button first hand and it called around to me i pushed and the guy in the sb threw a fit tried to get me kicked out and everything, it was hilarious.

I chilled out for a couple hands only pushing in late position or in the blinds and finally this guy stands up (immediatly to my left) and just screams "If your not gonna play right, go play somewhere else" well this guy was older than me but not by more than a couple years and wasnt near my size so i just laughed at his face and told him i was sorry for screwing up his free poker game.

The very next hand i looked at him, and pushed with Qs-3s he instacalled and flipped over aces with like 4 people still in the hand... i laughed and turned my hand over and said "im good at these" flop was 9s-js-6c i laughed once more and said it was coming turned the 10s and just busted out laughing he just threw his hand off the table and looked at my brother who he knows and said "where did you find this [censored] your should take him to a casino, or better yet just buy a lottery ticket its the same thing" and my brother said "well, your out" and then he stormed out after telling the guy who runs it (who is a friend of ours) that they should kick us out.

Then it was like 10 minutes till the movie started and i was looking to dump my chips so i pushed every hand till i was the short stack, i told this guy that i was gonna give him my chips after he pushed i looked down at aces, one guy in between us called i called (for all my chips) the original raiser had kings and the guy in between had tens. The flop was K-J-Q I told everyone to have fun and stood up, the turn was a 10 giving me broadway and i stayed standing, they didnt improve and i raked most of the pot, and then the next hand UTG i just pushed blind, mucked before UTG+1 even knew what happened stood up and left.

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