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Old 01-31-2006, 12:42 AM
ezratei ezratei is offline
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Default You are Chuck Norris

Terrorists are holding your family hostage and giving you commands through a small microphone inside your ear. If you do not follow their demands they will kill your family.

They tell you to drive to the Borgata and sit in a 5-10 NL game. You post the big blind with a $1500 stack and are dealt 23o.

UTG+1 raises to 40, 1 MP caller, the terrorists tell you to call.

Flop: QT6 2 hearts, terrorists tell you to check, UTG+1 bets 80, MP folds, the terrorists tell you that if you do not win this pot they will kill your family ...

How do you proceed?
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:43 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

go all-in
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:44 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

CR flop to 300, push turn.
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:44 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

call and push the turn?
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:47 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

i judo chop they ass and muck their hands
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:53 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has never played a hand without making a royal flush, thanks to the roundhouse kick and his magical beard.
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Old 01-31-2006, 12:57 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

Is this one of those posts where Hero is UTG+1(literally)?
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:03 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

the obvious answer is hit running twos.
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:10 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

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CR flop to 300, push turn.

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what he said
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:11 AM
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Default Re: You are Chuck Norris

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
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