Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)

[David LoPan]

I'll start with my favorite one

"You look like my ex-boyfriend."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...here's an extra $20 bitch

[guids]

I noticed you right when you walked in the room/door etc.

[gumpzilla]

My titty needs a tip.

[fyodor]

OMG! That's huge! Meet me in the parking lot in 5 minutes.

maybe this only happens to me.

[Barfunkel]

What's huge, your wallet?

[DemonDeac]

My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche:


Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin?
Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that)
Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it?
Me: Whatever comes my way?
Stripper: Well...I came your way.
Me: Yes you did.
Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear...
Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass?

Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk?

[DrunkIrish05]

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My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche:


Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin?
Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that)
Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it?
Me: Whatever comes my way?
Stripper: Well...I came your way.
Me: Yes you did.
Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear...
Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass?

Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk?

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[SharkTank43]

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My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche:


Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin?
Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that)
Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it?
Me: Whatever comes my way?
Stripper: Well...I came your way.
Me: Yes you did.
Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear...
Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass?

Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk?

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[Overdrive]

I'm just doing this until I finish college......

[DemonDeac]

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My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche:


Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin?
Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that)
Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it?
Me: Whatever comes my way?
Stripper: Well...I came your way.
Me: Yes you did.
Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear...
Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass?

Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk?

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i bitched out due to
1)lack of funds
2)im a bitch

stripper was real hot though