Female on Paxil, Things have changed

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Doc,

The other posters have overlooked a certain aspect of your relationship with this fine young lady, and that is her parents. While they seem to like you for going to the hospital and watching The Wheel of Fortune with them I dont think that you've done enough to woo them. Everyone knows that a girl wants her soul mate to have her parents approval. What I would do is go over to her house when she is not around and try to spend more time with her parents. Maybe you can bring a half finished bird house over and you and her dad can work on it in the toolshed. You should drop in some lines about how you are smart and disease free and that you respect their daughter alot. Then ask her mother if she has any good baby pictures. Chances are you will end up seeing her naked. Ask her mom about what her daughter thinks is the handsomest back street boy, then google his name and try to dress like him.

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Jesus that is funny. This thread never disappoints.

[ChipWrecked]

I'm having trouble with my sarcasm meter. That post is [censored] right?

Because the quickest way out of a young chick's pants is for her parents to like you.

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I'm having trouble with my sarcasm meter. That post is [censored] right?

Because the quickest way out of a young chick's pants is for her parents to like you.

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Correct.

I think the birdhouse/toolshed thing should have removed any doubt.

[ChipWrecked]

Yeah, but geez, poor Doc's so [censored] clueless he might actually do this.

[adsman]

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Yeah, but geez, poor Doc's so [censored] clueless he might actually do this.

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Which makes the sarcasm/irony quotes so rewarding on this thread.

[Shajen]

Doc,

next time she passes out next to you, rub one out and nut on her chest. This way, she'll wake up thinking you already had sex and it will go that much easier for you.

[Doc7]

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Doc,

The other posters have overlooked a certain aspect of your relationship with this fine young lady, and that is her parents. While they seem to like you for going to the hospital and watching The Wheel of Fortune with them I dont think that you've done enough to woo them. Everyone knows that a girl wants her soul mate to have her parents approval. What I would do is go over to her house when she is not around and try to spend more time with her parents. Maybe you can bring a half finished bird house over and you and her dad can work on it in the toolshed. You should drop in some lines about how you are smart and disease free and that you respect their daughter alot. Then ask her mother if she has any good baby pictures. Chances are you will end up seeing her naked. Ask her mom about what her daughter thinks is the handsomest back street boy, then google his name and try to dress like him.

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hahahhahah, thanks for that.


el D, if this was any other message board and I believed you weren't going to try to trainwreck me even worse off than I am, Id gladly send you her myspace/facebook info and take that bet. unfortunately, a) i don't have more money to blow than I already put up against you, and b) i plain don't trust you. : )

[ChipWrecked]

You should pay the forty and let El D warm her up. Then, later, you could move in and get some like the beta monkeys do when the alphas are away.

[SoloAJ]

What is so hard about this? He hasn't done anything more than kiss her. Gah.

The posts in this thread make me laugh uncontrollably....and then make me shake my head at how pathetic this is sometimes....

[Doc7]

SoloAJ, I'm confused as to how ending up in her bed (trying to) get her off [though on top of pants] as she grabbed my balls is not "anything more than kiss her."

(this is definitely not a brag post)