Ask EvilSmurf about Australia

[Brudder Andrusha]

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Where did the word mate come from?

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Don't call me mate, MATE!

Just call me Bruce...

[DoubleTwentyOne]

Do Aussie chicks prefer it up the pooper?

[EvilSmurf]

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Do Aussie chicks prefer it up the pooper?

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Depends on the Aussie girl really. They either love it, or can't stand it. Same as the rest of the world in that respect.

[wheeler]

Why does Victoria suck at cricket?

[Brudder Andrusha]

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Why does Victoria suck at cricket?

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BUTT Shane Warne is a good spinner amongst udder things!

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Evil,

I am going to meet some family that live in Australia for the first time and my sister wants to go to central australia. I am 20 years old, do you think this will be a fun way to spend two weeks?

[EvilSmurf]

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Why does Victoria suck at cricket?

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They rely on big knocks from Brad Hodge and David Hussey in the batting department, the rest of their batsmen are pretty average, and their bowling (aside from Shane Warne, who's often on International duty) is pretty damn pathetic, Mick Lewis is possibly the worst bowler I have ever seen play for Australia.

[EvilSmurf]

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I am going to meet some family that live in Australia for the first time and my sister wants to go to central australia. I am 20 years old, do you think this will be a fun way to spend two weeks?

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If you like the desert, I guess it would be. More rewarding would be a trip to far north Queensland or the Northern Territory in my opinion. Rainforests, beaches, some of the most beautiful scenery in the world. Make sure you do diving at the Great Barrier Reef too.

[Brudder Andrusha]

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Evil,

I am going to meet some family that live in Australia for the first time and my sister wants to go to central australia. I am 20 years old, do you think this will be a fun way to spend two weeks?

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Don't go in January to Ayre's Rock and learn how to throw a boomerang before you try whacking a 'roo.

Actually 2 weeks in OZ if you flying from the USA is barely enough time...

You time be better spent on the beach somewhere where its warm and where thare are plenty of shielahs.

[Kramer.]

(I can't believe nobody's asked this yet)

Does the water in the toilet circle the opposite direction than it does in the norther hemisphere.