How to wash a cat.

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Meh, just get balla-type monies and take the cat to a professional pet grooming service.

Professional pet grooming = SUPA BALLA.

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Meh, a real balla would just throw away cats that got dirty and buy new, clean ones.

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That actually reminds me of a Weekend Update joke by Seth Meyers-

"A Long Island cat became the first cat in the New York region to undergo Surgical Hip Replacement, which was just several thousand dollars more expenisve than the common procedure...Total Cat Replacement."