drunk yet?

[The Mayo]

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I had a Cherry Coke, chased that down with an Ambien, and now I'm going to sleep because I have to work at UPS tomorrow. Also, I turned 21 on Wednesday and haven't had a sip of alcohol or been to a casino yet. But I'm going to Tony Roma's with my grandparents tomorrow, so life is good.

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My plan:



Thoughts?

EDIT: Tony Roma's will be free, which is such a sick brag AFAIK.