who's the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?

[diebitter]

okay, recount the most cool thing you ever did. 1 entry only

Mine:


Out with a girl, drunk. We pass one of those machines that sell toys and stuff in plastic bubbles, and she sees a ring she wants. She demands that ring. I make a fist, blow on it, and hit it like the Fonz hitting a jukebox. Out pops a bubble, holding the ring she wanted, I give it to her with a smile, and we go on our way without mentioning it again.