Who's right - help me settle a bet with gf, w/ poll w/o mspaint

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A lot of people would (and do!) take the position OP's girlfriend has taken. I mean, it's not as silly as believing that a BAC of .08 means your blood is 8% alcohol, and I bet a lot of people believe that.

I don't think this is close to a dump-worthy offense.

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Sell your shares for $4k, buy 100 shares for $2k. You have exactly what you had before plus $2k. Monopoly man is basically giving you $2k. Any girl who does not understand this I would use for sex til I got bored, then dump immediately.