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Old 03-19-2006, 01:59 AM
ezratei ezratei is offline
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Some simple advice ...

do NOT have sex without a condom if your girlfriend is not taking oral contraceptives. It doesn't matter when her last period was, if you don't cum, blah blah ... you still have a significant chance of knocking her up.

As for the her vagina "not being big enough" nonsense ... just lick her clitoris for 10 minutes. Your neck will probably be stiff as hell the first time you do this, but suck it up, she'll enjoy it. After that, it'll be in like flin.
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:16 AM
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After that, it'll be in like flin.

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"Who?"
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:07 AM
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Ok I read OP and a few others posts too long to go through it all so not sure if this has been discussed but OP why dont you try in a comfortable enviornment and before you try ti stick it in do the single most important thing there is other then relaxing the women. Make way for your penis, I have found it a lot easier to penetrate a girl there first time if you finger them first start off with one finger and gradually work up to three. Once she is a lot more into it or out of it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] and she is wet-er then attempt penetration.

Also as someone else said let her get on top it will let her in control and you wont just be jamming it all the way in without her doing so as well.

In other words set the mood, finger her a bit until wet and easier opening, then attempt penetration.

meh if it doesnt work atleast you tried something different eh.
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:54 AM
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As for the her vagina "not being big enough" nonsense ... just lick her clitoris for 10 minutes. Your neck will probably be stiff as hell the first time you do this, but suck it up, she'll enjoy it. After that, it'll be in like flin.

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Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight
for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so
on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we
stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:44 PM
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hahahaha.
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Old 03-21-2006, 06:18 PM
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great skit in that movie
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:33 PM
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Okay, don't have time to reply to all.

Diablo, black thing is a no go!

Last night trip report: had a little alcohol (maybe 3 shots worth) and were a little drunk. got close to sex (got it in again), but I felt tired and scared and nervous so we stopped. She felt like she did something wrong to upset me and I felt kinda bad and guilty. Dumb move.

Tonight: We're gonna get pretty drunk very shortly. After that, we're going to play sonic the hedgehog and smoke some cigarettes maybe. Then tonight we're gonna finally do it probably. We've got condoms and ky-jelly ready! WISH ME LUCK!
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:40 PM
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Dude ... I dont get it. It's like you're a big dork or something. Be a man and stick it in her.
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:45 PM
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Okay, don't have time to reply to all.

Diablo, black thing is a no go!

Last night trip report: had a little alcohol (maybe 3 shots worth) and were a little drunk. got close to sex (got it in again), but I felt tired and scared and nervous so we stopped. She felt like she did something wrong to upset me and I felt kinda bad and guilty.

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I think a previous poster might be right. The problem might you be you not getting it up sufficiently. It might feel firm but actually be quite flubbery.

The best way to test is with the bathtowel test. You need to hold up at least one fully wet, normal sized bathroom towel towel with your junk. If you can't, it's probably you and not her.
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:47 PM
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Tonight: After that, we're going to play sonic the hedgehog and smoke some cigarettes maybe.

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