Worst acts of banroll management you have ever seen....

[Seattleallstar]

I had ran up a 500 dollar deposit into over 5k in less than a week on pokerstars.

Sat down at a 50/100 limit hold em table with neverwin and chris moneymaker. I'm dealt JJ UTG I raise, moneymaker pumps it and I cap. Flop is Jxx all hearts, I raise money caps. turn is another meaningless card raise and cap again. River is 4th heart check and make crying call. Moneymaker had 10 four in his hand, 10 was a heart. I nearly destroyed my laptop at that point. Although I did make a sick call with jack high against neverwin to take it down, other than that he got me back when my AA was cracked when he called me down with 66 to the river to hit his set. I think I donked off the rest of my bankroll playing 10/20 stud

[TheJokerIsWild]

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I had ran up a 500 dollar deposit into over 5k in less than a week on pokerstars.

Sat down at a 50/100 limit hold em table with neverwin and chris moneymaker. I'm dealt JJ UTG I raise, moneymaker pumps it and I cap. Flop is Jxx all hearts, I raise money caps. turn is another meaningless card raise and cap again. River is 4th heart check and make crying call. Moneymaker had 10 four in his hand, 10 was a heart. I nearly destroyed my laptop at that point. Although I did make a sick call with jack high against neverwin to take it down, other than that he got me back when my AA was cracked when he called me down with 66 to the river to hit his set. I think I donked off the rest of my bankroll playing 10/20 stud

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I'm not on tilt after reading that.

[FearNoArt]

Well this may not be the worst act of bankroll management , but it is the funniest reaction to busting a roll. This is condensed.

Dealer: Ccour has a flush, Ace high
Dealer: cwsports10 has two pair, Eights and Sevens
Dealer: Game #11817967252: Ccour wins pot ($332.90) with a flush, Ace high
cwsports10: wow
cwsports10: \bs
cwsports10: bs
cwsports10: bs
cwsports10: bs
cwsports10: runner runner
cwsports10: every time
cwsports10: bull ****
cwsports10: always happens to me
cwsports10: bs runner runner
cwsports10: so f ucki ng lucky
cwsports10: so ****i ng lucky
Ccour: lol
cwsports10: so f uc king lyucky
cwsports10: bs
cwsports10: so ** uckling to lucky
cwsports10: so fuu cking lucky that suckls
Ccour: sorry dude
cwsports10: so bs
cwsports10: runner runner alway the man that is behide wins here
cwsports10: why
cwsports10: poker stars
cwsports10: why is the behide always wins here
cwsports10: why
cwsports10: pleasse poker stars tell me please
cwsports10: \what is the odd of a runner runner please tell me
cwsports10: 6 handed
cwsports10: spade
cwsports10: someone [please help me and tell what is the odds of a runner runner spade 6 handed is
cwsports10: please help me
cwsports10: wow
cwsports10: please tell me someone
cwsports10: how did you call my rasie after the flop
cwsports10: no way you thought you was ahead
Ccour: didn't believe it hit you
cwsports10: how did you call me after the flop
cwsports10: wow
cwsports10: what is the odds og a runner runner spaes
cwsports10: spade
cwsports10: do you know
Peakie: what are the odds of you leaving
cwsports10: never
cwsports10: until you tell me what the odds are
Ccour: 2-1
cwsports10: lol
cwsports10: lol
cwsports10: lol
fightingnuns: 3%
Peakie: who took all of cws money?
Ccour: me
cwsports10 [observer]: ccour with a runner fluch
cwsports10 [observer]: flush
Peakie: nice
cwsports10 [observer]: b itch
Ccour: lol
fightingnuns: guess it was your whole bankroll? sucks
cwsports10 [observer]: yes it was with a runner runner flush 3% chance to hit that here
Peakie: you have to realize your playing on poker stars
cwsports10 [observer]: i gues the odds at ps are not that
Peakie: that happens all the time
fightingnuns: or realize that all the money went in when you were behind
fightingnuns: and that you suck
fightingnuns: either one
Peakie: ha
Peakie: i didnt know that, that would do it too
cwsports10 [observer]: always was ahead
cwsports10 [observer]: besides the river that hit
fightingnuns: until the money went in.. good job
Peakie: yessss
cwsports10 [observer]: does it happen here mor often then the live tables
Peakie: no you just see more hands here than live table
cwsports10 [observer]: later i suck

[EmpireMaker2]

I staked good2cu in a 40k sng (only half of it), and the next day I had a 70k ds in flipping, played 2 tables of 200-400 when notiama was sitting with only 85k in my FTP account made around 40k, I then played a 8k sng having never played one before and won it to end the trip around even.

This was a degenerate 2 day period