I need my Brandi Hawbacker fix

[Johnny Hughes]

In my autumn years, I find I live a more intellectual life, reading contemporary history, some good fiction, and all I can find about Brandi. I am outlining a novel based on a character like her, and yes, she is always on my mind. Someone could form a national Brandi fan club, with membership cards, T-shirts, and an annual convention in either South Georgia or Las Vegas. Are there any recorded songs about Brandi and TwoPlusTwo?