Screwing Someone Over Spectacularly

[witeknite]

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Turn him into a quadriplegic. I dont have an elaborate plan for this. Maybe just a chainsaw or something. Then keep him locked in your basement, and pay a transexual hooker a large amount of money every week to assrape him on a regular basis. Also, only feed him fish heads.

It would also make it even sweeter if you could marry his ex-wife who left him after becoming a quadriplegic, and then have sex with her in front of him.

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But if he's dead from the neck down he may not feel it.

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I think he means amputee, not paralysed.

WiteKnite

[Matt Flynn]

One poster had similar thoughts as mine. The whole Koran-and-knife sewn into the luggage thing was great. The cocaine plant is another good one.

Child pornography is the witchcraft of the 00's. In the 1980's it was day care workers molesting kids, which many suspect was mostly invented by the "therapists" repeatedly interviewing the young children involved. Anyway:

1. Obtain a DVD of child porn. I recommend obtaining a stolen computer, then driving through richer neighborhoods and find an unprotected wireless router. Download the nastiest stuff you can find. Burn a DVD. The blank DVD should be purchased way in advance in another town for cash, and obvious don't touch the disk directly. Shred the laptop.

2. Put the child porn on the target's computer. You can get the target to go to a web site you control to upload the DVD, or do a direct attack if you know the IP, or more easily just do it the old fashioned way: break in and plant it on his computer.

3. Add a broadcast / server program such that the computer hosts the images when connected to the internet. You can get as complicated as you want, including a basic rootkit, which you can get off the internet if you search around enough. Have the computer send directed spam selling child porn with the guy's home address.

4. Wait 2 weeks, then call the cops. Guilty until proven innocent, and even if set free many people will never believe him. His life is destroyed. He will likely do jail time or at least be held in jail during his lengthy trial and pretrial arrangements because bail will be set high. While in jail, as a chomo he stands a good chance of being killed and a great chance of being raped repeatedly.


Ours is a sick world.

[Blarg]

This requires some solid computer know-how, and it also requires you to taint yourself severely, by aiding the spread of child molestation. Not too thrilled with this one.

[RiverFenix]

[jmillerdls]

good movie.

[livinitup0]

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Acquiring SS numbers is far, far easier than most people think, and is probably the easiest way to go about doing something like this.

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Realistically, what can you do when you have their SS #?

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seriously?

[felson]

Matt, excellent answer.

Speaking for myself, I would register half a dozen Party Poker accounts using variations of the victim's name and enter a bunch of MTTs.

[suzzer99]

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This requires some solid computer know-how, and it also requires you to taint yourself severely, by aiding the spread of child molestation. Not too thrilled with this one.

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Agreed. I may be a big pussy, but this whole thread makes me queasy.

[AlphaWice]

For god sakes, just kill him.

[suzzer99]

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For god sakes, just kill him.

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I think that would be preferable to going to jail for child pornography.