Dida suspended for being a wanker

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Celtic were relieved to avoid heavy punishment but AC Milan were left reeling after UEFA banned goalkeeper Dida for two matches for his theatrics in last week's controversial Champions League match at Parkhead.

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I love this. Not only did he not cause Celtic to be docked points or the result over turned, he almost assuredly got Celtic's punishment reduced and himself suspended. Well played, UEFA.

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From his hospital bed, Dida claimed he was outraged by the ruling. [b]He then got out of the bed and started to charge towards the TV before going into a coma.

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