FT100 Weird bloated pot

[so sick bro]

We're HOPING he has an 8 here though, and I feel like that's the only hand he has that MIGHT call a shove but probably won't. We have no idea if this guy is a retarded slowplayer either. I've seen donks take similar lines w/ sets or like a 7 here - not the most likely situation but definitely not something you should rule out completely. A small v bet on the river actually gets value from 33-66 and will for sure get a call from an 8 whereas a push u really will probably fold him out.