1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

[ArtieFish]

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If you were turned into an inanimate object like the movie Beauty and the Beast, what item would you be?

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I guess I would be an electric fan, because I help keep things cool.


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But ceiling fans are so much more badass and probably make for a more dynamic character. I mean think about it, all angry at the world cause you can't move and you're always dizzy and confused. What a [censored] life, but what a chance to change with the loving touch of Belle (played by a coked-out college girl).