Bizarre injuries you've suffered

[Wilco23]

Probably doesn't qualify as "bizarre," but I absolutely shredded my ACL playing competitive tennis 2 months ago. How it might qualify as bizarre is I actually felt my right knee cap slide right and down the side of my calf as the rest of my body was moving to the left. Apparently, I dropped 14 MF bombs immediately as I was laying there reeling in pain. I seriously thought my shin was going to come out of the skin when it was happening. It was very surreal and slow motion in the instant. Makes me throw up a little in my mouth to think about it - so of course, I thought I'd share it here.