Bizarre injuries you've suffered

[Mcbrag]

I got my left hand caught in the dough roller at the pizza place I was working at about ten years ago. The only damage was to my middle finger which was crushed flat as a piece of cardboard up to the 2nd knuckle. It looked like a cartoon except for the muscles and tendons squished out of it. Went to the hospital where they x-rayed it and sewed everything back in. The specialist they sent me to said I would probably not be able to use that finger in the future without major surgery. Anyways, the finger started working again a week later when the swelling went down, but I can't feel anything with my fingertip. It feels like my finger is always asleep (tingly).

[kazana]

Not very bizarre, but I chuckle to this day when I think back:

I'm 4 years old and sitting on the arm rest in the back seat of the mercedes of my uncle (no seatbelt obv) while he's looking for a parking spot at the mall. Someone pulls out in front of him, he hits the brakes, and I go flying to knock a gash into my forehead.
That all would've been pretty standard hadn't I worn my full superman outfit that day.

[suzzer99]

A buddy of mine went up for a slam dunk and came down w/o his ring finger. Probably wouldn't have been a fun sight. He lost the finger.