Bizarre injuries you've suffered

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Was trying to cut an orange with a butter knife when I was 6 or so and put the knife through my hand.

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Same-ish age, uncle getting married, I was the ring-bearer or something, and along with the groomsmen received my own initial-engraved pocketknife as a gift. Immediately I opened it and destroyed my thumb. Still have the scar today.

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Yeah but he's talking about a butter knife.

I still don't get that. Aren't they like the dullest knife ever with no point or anything? Am I thinking of a different knife that I use on my butter?

A butter knife is pretty much a shorter dinner knife, amirite?