Ask me about being an EMT.

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It fails because all 5 people combined can think to ask is "what % of calls aren't emergencies", and some question about giving blowjobs or something.

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Incorrect. It fails because you failed to answer the simplest question. When you tried to answer it you had some kind of random response about statistics, or some [censored]. It's an easy question and obviously very common. Yet by some stretch you manage to even [censored] up the most mundane question.

Quit being a [censored] idiot.