What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

[Victor]

ppl usually ask for clarification.

step one: self employed

2: work on internt

3: online poker.

sometimes i come reight out and say it. it inevitably lead to a bunch of questions and incredulity from my interviewee. the response is overwhelmingly positive but it just takes some time to answer all the inevitable questions.

[warrantofice]

I make other people sad

[cassette]

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I make other people sad

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lololol

[rpr]

I always say finance, ambiguous yet implies a lot.

It's better than "I exploit the weak and addicted and launder the money from offshore accounts through prepaid phone cards".