Obsolete Skills

[suzzer99]

Casually slipping into the porno room at the video store w/o being spotted, then finding a good porno based on the cover, all while maneuvering in the cramped space to avoid making any physical contact with another dude. A lost art.

Of course all is lost when you're waiting in a line full of people and the clerk yells out to the other clerk "Are we missing Barely Legal Ass Pirates 7?".