I've forgotten how to play online...

[HOWMANY]

You haven't forgotten how to play, this is just an awful spot. I think it is quite possible for CO to have you beat here. His lack of 3bet confuses me if he has AJ/AT but his lack of fold with anything else would be even more confusing. Unfortunately loose guy is apparently a moron, so we can be ahead of him here very easily. He can also have T5/J5 moronic two pairs that we have a million outs against.

I'm much more worried about CO here but we must call once more. The toughest spot is going to be when you miss and check and the CO calls UTG's bet. At that point you should probably fold but I'm not much of a folder. I'm donking a K/Q/A on the river.