High Stakes Poker thread (9/10)

[RobDoral]

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It seems that half the posters do not even get why Safai's comment was clever and hilarious...

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To the players at the table it was obvious that Phil had taken a shower and sure, he holds a high opinion of himself?

But come on, does it really take a world class player like Phil an hour and a half to rub one out? I figure he whips his picture out and BAM!!! Not even time for little Phil to leave the hangar. I bet he even has his #11 eleven bracelet on his action hand.

Phil deserves the crap he gets (the grid stuff is pretty funny) but I guess it just seems to get old, at least to me. But hey, I'm closer to 40 now than 30 and the highschool jibes have lost their luster for me. Sigh... when the poop, fart, and jerk off jokes stop being funny it means I'm too old right?