**Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**

[Student Caine]

Why today sucks...

1. I am off, but spent 4 hours on conference calls for work.

2. I was at Starbucks, just logging on and sitting down at UB when it dumped a Large Coffee all over the place. 99% went on my legs (and burned like a sonofagun) 1% hit my laptop.

3. Apparently 1% of a large is just enough coffee to make the keyboard go whacky...so my "c" key was punching in "cvm,<//" when I punched it.

4. My UB password has two letter c's in it.

5. Hot coffee burns through denim.

6. The Starbuck's gal was nice enough to get me a new large coffee, and she accidentally dropped it while bringing it to me.

7. I don't even drink coffee all that often.