**Official uNL Microbrew thread: September**

[Student Caine]

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BTW Caine, How can you put up 30K hands per month with a 50-70 hours job and 6 kids...even with caffeine thats seem almost impossible [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Or maybe you've got like 3 wives to help ya??? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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haha...1 Wife and 1 Nanny, plus two of the kids are over 18 and out on their own.

I seriously average 2-3 hours of sleep per night during the week and I do work 5 full days and half of Saturday for the 50-70 hours.

It's funny because I have had poor sleep habits ever since college. At one point I used to actually work 100+ hours per week at my job, now I just replaced that last 30-50 hours with cards. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Kimo White Devil]

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BTW Caine, How can you put up 30K hands per month with a 50-70 hours job and 6 kids...even with caffeine thats seem almost impossible [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Or maybe you've got like 3 wives to help ya??? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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haha...1 Wife and 1 Nanny, plus two of the kids are over 18 and out on their own.

I seriously average 2-3 hours of sleep per night during the week and I do work 5 full days and half of Saturday for the 50-70 hours.

It's funny because I have had poor sleep habits ever since college. At one point I used to actually work 100+ hours per week at my job, now I just replaced that last 30-50 hours with cards. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Wow That pretty amazing, you gotta be in real good shape to be able to actually work that much on a 2-3 hour sleep schedule...

anyways im off to bed since Im weak.

[PJo336]

gogogo kaz portman ftw!

[Student Caine]

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Wow That pretty amazing, you gotta be in real good shape to be able to actually work that much on a 2-3 hour sleep schedule...

anyways im off to bed since Im weak.

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Funny you talk about being in shape. I walk like 30 minutes a day and I eat pretty well. If I stray from either one of those then my 2-3 hours of sleep thing goes to hell in a handbasket really quick (as in I need 10+ hours of sleep a night). [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Student Caine]

Update on my progress with the Gelford Ubernit Style:

I am a [censored] donkey.

Proof to follow.

[tehDiceman]

i have finally found out how to beat stars if you are running very badly.

1.close all tables
2.open all new tables
3.?????
4.profit

[Kimo White Devil]

Holla,

This brew needs <3.

Sick Downswing Gelford. Roll still 3K+ which is more than enough for donkey level which is 100NL.

dont you hate when you play a [censored] with 76/20 stats and hit his sets versus your overpair and hit overpair versus your TP. LOVE!

Well you just have to stack the other guys who think TP is good versus a 17/14 who shove turn. Not like I am 75/20

GOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGGO.

Oh and student Caine. Love your discipline. I changed my breakfast habit. Eating ALl Bran for a big chunk of fiber. I need to change my lunch habits and eat well there plus wlaking 30 mins instead of posting here!.

LOL @ Gelford Ubernit. Sorry guys I dont get this. Especially versus droolers who dont fold, you want something worthy of showing after river which mean better than TPTKv (2 pair is the mean winning hand in holdem). So 92o can give you a nice stack [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Versus reg TPTK is good. Versus gutshoters who always call and hit because they put you on AK you gotta have 64s! ET voila!

I play 64s and I am 17/14. (well normally over a month I finish 20/15, but these days I am just riding the ultra-tag wave)

[Student Caine]

So here it is...

Both hands are against the same villain a typical 10NL player weighing in at a LAP-tastic 35/23/1.8

HAND #1 - I don't know what I like more here, the minraise on the big scare card (a [censored] 3) or the failed river bluff on the other scare card (a heart).

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $5.73
Hero (BB): $10.55
UTG: $9.29
CO: $3.90
BTN: $15.28

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $0.40</font>, SB folds, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.85) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $0.40</font>, Hero calls $0.40

Turn: ($1.65) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $0.70</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.40</font>, BTN calls $0.70

River: ($4.45) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.45</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $13.08</font>, Hero folds
Uncalled bet of $8.63 returned to BTN


HAND #2 - If Hand #1 didn't get me added to his buddy list then this one definitely did. Notice how I masterfully turn the Gelford Ubernit Style into the Student Caine Weak-Tight Fish Style.

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $3.62
Hero (BB): $10.00
UTG: $12.24
MP: $4.50
CO: $9.92
BTN: $4.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $0.40</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $0.35, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.20) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $1.20</font>, SB folds, Hero calls $1.20

Turn: ($3.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $2.00</font>, Hero calls $2.00

River: ($7.60) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $2.50</font>, Hero calls $2.50

Pot Size: $12.60 ($0.63 Rake)

CO had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three nines) and WON (+$4.90)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$6.10)

Obviously the converter uses the term "Hero" here very loosely. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

So, without this $12 in giveaways I would have actually finished up 60BB despite a really, really cold deck last night. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[ama0330]

caine what on earth are you doing

[tehDiceman]

i hate grinding out of a hole. it is like pedaling a bike uphill in the sand.