Terrible things you've done to your siblings

[JMa]

when i was about one year old my then 3yo brother took a crap in my bed while i was sleeping in it. mom told me has jealous of all the attention i got.

[silver book]

my brother was afraid to sleep by himself when he was little. so i'd let him sleep in my room, but i charged him a quarter everytime.

[microbet]

When I was about 5 and my brother was 6 or 7 he pulled me off of a fence and broke my arm. Later I hit him with my cast hard enough to break the cast and he got in trouble.

He wasn't really trying to hurt me pulling me off the fence though.

Also, about the post a couple up, the story is my wife peed on her little sister when they were like 4 and 2. The salt in the wound of the story is that the little sister liked it.

[Tyler Durden]

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They come back maybe ten or fifteen minutes later as we're sitting on the couch watching tv. They come in swinging and a second later my friend gets hit hard and falls down which is a little abnormal in a pillow fight. He immediately starts yelling and his sister is still wailing on him. I turn and find out why as my sister simultaneously hits me in the back of the head and I fall too. I turns out that they had gone out the backdoor and gotten a bunch of rocks from my backyard and loaded the pillowcases with them. After a few seconds to recover we start fighting back by throwing punches, kicks, pulling hair, etc. until they run off into my sister's room and lock the door.

My friend and I were thinking of revenge this whole time and decided to do something to then after they went to bed. We found a big jar of honey in the pantry and poured that and maple syrup around an outline of their bodies and in their hair. Then we cut open a feather pillow and dumped it all over them. Once we were satisfied with that we both started swinging pillows at their faces in an effort to wake them up and have them cover themselves in feathers.

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Wow you suck at getting revenge.