My roommates girlfriend is a piece of [censored]

[Kowalski]

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With the amount of cursing out I'd have done towards your roommate and scum for her behavior, it's unlikely we'd still be friends, or if we were, he'd have broken up with her.

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Scum and I are NOT friends. Ty and I are still good friends, and he's apologized to me for her actions many, many times. He is a sincere person and (I hope) knows that she's out of control. He just can't control her. No one can. Tomorrow we will be having the conversation where if he cannot control her unacceptable behavior, than she will not be allowed to come near my [censored] (which is everywhere).

We're also in the market for buying a new TV for the living room. You can imagine my hesitance to spend money on something that could be potentially destroyed by this oversized two-year old, who would never pay a cent for retributions.

[En Passant]

Okay, this is what you do.

Let her live there for 1-2 weeks. Then, without telling your roomate, go to the landlord and tell him that scum is living there. Explain the situation to him, so that he doesn't tip off your roomate that you informed him about this 5th person living in the apartment. Problem solved. If she comes back again, repeat.

[mlagoo]

she must be the best [censored] of all time


thats the only explanation for all this madness

[Kowalski]

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she must be the best [censored] of all time


thats the only explanation for all this madness

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This is out of the question. She's gross. I'm not saying that because I dislike her, I mean she really is gross.

[qdmcg]

Just want to say this is an awesome story and please post results.

[Degenerasian]

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Just want to say this is an awesome story and please post results.

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QFT. I am pissed off at Scum just by reading this, probably because I know someone similar.

[Taso]

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Just want to say this is an awesome story and please post results.

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QFT. I am pissed off at Scum just by reading this, probably because I know someone similar.

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I'm pissed off at Scum for sure, but also at the rest of the people involved in this story. I don't see how ADULTS can find themselves in these ridiculous situations.

First of all, I'm not entirely sure how you even KNOW someone that randomly urinates on stuff and ISN'T in a psychiatric facility.

And secondly, he can't "control" her? I don't understand why he needs to, can't he, as an adult, simply stop going out with her, and not let her in the apartment anymore?

I'd expect this sort of confusion to come if you were all in your freshman year of high school, when you don't feel comfortable taking action or calling the police, but you're a junior in college, this is slightly ridiculous.

Don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I mean...Get real, you know? Don't get me wrong, the post was entertaining, in its own way.