Things that say "I'm a piece of trash"

[MortalWombat]

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Wearing a Bluetooth headset in a restaurant. Especially if it's a buffet.

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"Trash", to me, should typically convey some degree of economic bustoness. As such, this really fails the trash test.

[/ QUOTE ]Well, when you're wearing one while also wearing sweats and a t-shirt at a Golden Corral buffet, it doesn't fail. It says "Look at me, I can afford a Bluetooth phone. Really."

[Dids]

That reminds me:

WEARING SWEATS IN A NON "I'm about to go to/have just been at the gym" CONTEXT.

[Clarkmeister]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/soopahviv/513174560/

[swingdoc]

#1 Lawn ornaments
#2 Blackened or missing front teeth (any teeth really)

Boxed wine
Spit cup
Grills
Necklace clock with viking hat
Spoiler obv attached by owner on car
Playing bingo for money if you're less than 60 years old
Coupons at McDonald's
Uppity attitude cause you can afford the double wide