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08-30-2007, 11:57 AM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something. 
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08-30-2007, 12:04 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
How long have you lived in Italy? I don't know why but I was under the impression it was not long enough to have acquired an ex-girlfriend.
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08-30-2007, 12:06 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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How long have you lived in Italy? I don't know why but I was under the impression it was not long enough to have acquired an ex-girlfriend. [/ QUOTE ] Eight years. Was together with her for four years. I ended it a year and a half ago. She came around for coffee this morning because she needed a hug. I gave her a hug. She was happy.
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#4
08-30-2007, 12:45 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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[ QUOTE ] Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something. [/ QUOTE ] I thought they would then engage in a fight to the death and we could bet on it.
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08-30-2007, 12:55 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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[ QUOTE ] Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something. [/ QUOTE ] A HA! So you admit the poor old spinsters have not, in fact, stolen your cat. For if they had indeed stolen your cat, acquiring a new cat would leave you with one cat, and not two. The defense rests.
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#7
08-30-2007, 01:08 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
I will send you a cat. It may get a little hungry on the trip over, but I sure it will appreciate you feeding it when you finally get it. I could save on postage if I sent a really skinny kitty, though.
Perhaps I could freeze dry a cat and then you could just re-hydrate it.
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#8
08-30-2007, 01:10 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something. [/ QUOTE ] A HA! So you admit the poor old spinsters have not, in fact, stolen your cat. For if they had indeed stolen your cat, acquiring a new cat would leave you with one cat, and not two. The defense rests. [/ QUOTE ] The plan was that the second cat would make the first cat jealous, thus attracting him back but leaving me with the unwanted outcome of having two cats. Is this so hard? Why do I feel that I'm in some kind of nightmare here? I'm going to go and try and wake myself up.
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#9
08-30-2007, 01:28 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
Have you asked the ninja what you should do?
I'm sure he'll have an answer and, being a foreigner also, plus given the fact that your opponents are two geriatric ladies, he might be willing to come out of retirement to help.
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#10
08-30-2007, 03:09 PM
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Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous. [/ QUOTE ] My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something. [/ QUOTE ] A HA! So you admit the poor old spinsters have not, in fact, stolen your cat. For if they had indeed stolen your cat, acquiring a new cat would leave you with one cat, and not two. The defense rests. [/ QUOTE ] The plan was that the second cat would make the first cat jealous, thus attracting him back but leaving me with the unwanted outcome of having two cats. Is this so hard? Why do I feel that I'm in some kind of nightmare here? I'm going to go and try and wake myself up. [/ QUOTE ] New Plan: 1. Acquire New Cat to Make Old Cat Jealous 2. Old Cat Comes Home 3. Give Old Biddies New Cat
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