what's your excuse for being single?

[maxtower]

I am single because my friends and I made a pact. We call it the Jessica Alba Rule (JAR).

"Even if Jessica [censored] Alba wants to get into a relationship, we are to remain single."

After being in and out of several semi long term relationships, I realized that its not for me. I enjoy my freedom more than, wait, what do relationships have to offer again?

We each have a travel fund, so if someone falters, the other guys can be on the next plane to break off any budding relationships.