OOT mods, are you [censored] nuts?

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RoundGay,

I keep hearing about you drinking V.O. & Coke. Is there something wrong with American whiskey that you have to buy it imported from Canada?

A long time ago, at the start of my storied drinking career (which, when I finally hang up the shot glass I'm sure to be a first ballot Hall of Famer) I messed around with V.O. a bit, but then got wise and now I roll with Jack Daniel's. Looking back I chalk that phase of my life up to youthful whimsy and experimentation, like sleeping with another man just to see what it's like.