what's your excuse for being single?

[gorie]

i ain't got no time for love.
i don't want no hearts and flowers.

women are idiots. i agree w/ whoever said women should feel lucky that i am talking to them at all.

get on your knees and suck the dog. ya know what i'm sayin' ?

i have an unlimited supply of porn, that's all i really need. it's like i am with a different hot girl every time! it is satisfying.

real women are pretty worthless, any of them that would be stupid enough to want to be with me are clearly not worth any effort. they buy into my [censored] too much, it's irritating. desperate bitches.

i hold myself at night.