what's your excuse for being single?

[PokerFink]

Girl I'm involved with lives across the country, not technically my girlfriend so I'm technically single, but I adore her and don't want to [censored] it up so I won't date anyone else.

But normally I'm single because I have high standards and go after good looking girls, but good looking girls generally aren't single.

Well, that, and I have no game.