My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

[Peter Harris]

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I'd trade our family's cat for regular doses of cherry pie in less than a heartbeat. I don't know if yours was more affectionate, but it does seems like it's chosen. Sorry, and can I try that pie sometime?

Best,
Pete

EDIT - i'd add that there is no feasible way of preventing the cat returning to that house, even if you got it back. They are fickle beings, and maybe one day it'll swing its fickle tail back towards you.