American Gladiators are back!

[Brian]

"This happened just a few weeks ago. All these articles in the paper. "Is Gladiators too violent? And what are we doing watching it? Is it really good for us to watch? Is it too violent?" NO! F*ck it! Give these guys chain saws! Let them f*ck each other up good. It's not violent enough. Let these f*ckin' morons kill each other in that God Damn pit! Give them chain saws an... I want to see a f*ckin railway spike go through their eyeballs. How about this? Give everyone in the audience a pistol. "There you f*ckers, bchh bchh, See who comes out alive, bchh." You know, I'm tired of this false f*ckin sanctimonious morality about life. "Ain't life keen, haha. Let's pat ourselves on the back." F*ck you! They want to kill each other, I'm filming it. You know."

Making two Bill Hicks posts in 1 hour is gonna make me look like a huge, lame fanboi, but f*ck it, both were just too relevant. This bit makes me lose it everytime I hear it.

[Ron Burgundy]

Bill Hicks is overrated.

[heater]

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Bill Hicks is underrated.

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[Shooternewt]

Does anyone remember Battle Dome -- a Gladiators rip off that added a WWE element to the gladiators. It was more intense that gladiators, but on a much lower budget. One episode some guys ankle split into on an event where you try to know off the glaidator from a spinning hill like device.

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

The best part of that Malibu interview has to be the final second.

[kyleb]

man i cannot wait for this

i have vivid memories of an ex-NFL cornerback absolutely dominating all the events on several occasions

[Jack Bando]

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man i cannot wait for this

i have vivid memories of an ex-NFL cornerback absolutely dominating all the events on several occasions

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Are you thinking of Wesley "Two Scoops" Berry? He once jumped over a car for some reason on one episode.