serious medical question(any doctors or med school lyfers out there)

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GUYS MY NOSE HAS BEEN BLEEDING FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES NOW SHOULD I CALL THE E.R.?

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GUYS IS LINT IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON CANCEROUS?

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GUYS I WANT TO LOSE 33 POUNDS THIS WEEK. IS IT SAFE IF I DRINK WATER AND EAT TIC TACS?

[holdme]

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well this guy has almost the exact same symptoms as you and he seemed to do ok with self-medication

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1Vocv10IE

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GUYS MASSIVE SPINTER IN MY FINGER. SHOULD I SCHEDULE A SURGERY NOW?

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GUYS I WENT TO MEXICO AND DRANK BOTTLED WATER IMPORTED FROM AMERICA. AM I GONNA DIE FROM THIS?

[brazilio]

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well this guy has almost the exact same symptoms as you and he seemed to do ok with self-medication

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1Vocv10IE

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well they're both head related. One is where your tonsils hurt, and the other is where you have a golf ball sized pus and blood filled sac on your throat from a spider bite that you squeeze in your bathroom and watch giant globules of pus, blood and unnamed dead tissue come out of the blister.

amirite?

[lippy]

Gargle salt water. Seriously.

[bigt2k4]

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Gargle salt water. Seriously.

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I did this(it helped, telehealth Ontario nurse told me). Also Edd, the reason I posed this question was to see if I should go @ night or wait until the morning, which is what I will do.

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Gargle salt water. Seriously.

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I did this(it helped, telehealth Ontario nurse told me). Also Edd, the reason I posed this question was to see if I should go @ night or wait until the morning, which is what I will do.

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jeez!! im just taking the piss baby!