BBV Anonymous Confessions (The Sequel)

[BowToYourSensei]

American Psycho ftw?

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I may be a dormant psychopath.

A few years ago, there was a girl I worked with and whenever I saw her I thought driving a screwdriver into her forehead would be a work of art. I often find humans to be quite disgusting. In high school when I got drunk and talked to people, I just saw them as apes and I would start to laugh. I also tend to laugh at inappropriate things all the time, like the Minneapolis bridge collapse. Some one was crying on the TV and I laughed for two or three minutes. I had to tell my girlfriend that I was laughing at a YouTube and was afraid I would have to click a rickroll or something fast if she wanted to see. I feel more empathy for animals than I do humans. When I see a stranded dog, I can't sleep. When I see a bum, I want to kick him in the face.

One time it was a cold rainy day and a bum was standing outside Dunkin Donuts and begging for food. I went and got two Boston Cremes, and then smashed them on the side walk in front of the bum. People started watching me so I left and went to work, that really sucked. It was the bad thing I have ever done, but I did feel very alive for the next two weeks.

I can't relate to people at all. I live with a woman who loves me, but I can't relate to her at all. The other day she was crying because her brother is getting sent to Iraq and I was angry because I knew I was going to lose time having to comfor her.

I think the worst has passed though, as I do feel empathy for people who get screwed by the system, and I get really pissed at the government and corporations for ruining so many lives. Maybe I am coming out what I was in, and maybe someday I will be normal. Who knows?

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[BowToYourSensei]

To be fair, even virtual Trish Stratus is pretty hot

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two confessions - one bizarre and one creepy

first, i once masturbated to a female character in wwf no mercy for the n64

second, i use to work behind the film counter at wal-mart. if someone brought in pictures of naked girls, i would print off extra copies for myself to jerk off with. i also used to print off extra copies of hot pics of girls i knew from high school.



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[BowToYourSensei]

I guess we should all start showing respect to the <40 post lurkers...

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I am a well known poker player from TV and industry interviews. I am also a relatively well known regular poster on BBV and NVG. I enjoy the comedy being A nonymous on 2+2. I can say what I want and join in on the fun. I have actually pilled on when others are talking trash about me, which is always pure gold in the entertainment value.

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[Falc]

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I guess we should all start showing respect to the <40 post lurkers...

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I am a well known poker player from TV and industry interviews. I am also a relatively well known regular poster on BBV and NVG. I enjoy the comedy being A nonymous on 2+2. I can say what I want and join in on the fun. I have actually pilled on when others are talking trash about me, which is always pure gold in the entertainment value.

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Phil Gordon?

[Bdidd]

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I guess we should all start showing respect to the <40 post lurkers...

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I am a well known poker player from TV and industry interviews. I am also a relatively well known regular poster on BBV and NVG. I enjoy the comedy being A nonymous on 2+2. I can say what I want and join in on the fun. I have actually pilled on when others are talking trash about me, which is always pure gold in the entertainment value.

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Phil Gordon?

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I would say Mikey but the e-mail was to legible to be him.

[Janis N.]

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Phil Gordon?

[/ QUOTE ]Likely. Negreanu has a proper account but could also run a few gimmick ones I would think.

[BowToYourSensei]

Goes to show nobody ever has to die a virgin

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This is a throw away account, so please don't track down, everything here is real, hence the one time account.

I am not a kid anymore. I am in my 30's and cannot understand why I have such big problems with women. I guess maybe I put them on a pedestal. Or maybe it's my strict upbringing. Or maybe it's because we moved around alot when I was a kid. I swear when you do this alot, you have no chance of developing strong friendships and you completely socially retard your offspring. At least it did me.

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My parents were very religious and strict. As a result they wouldn't even allow us to go to health class to learn about reproductive processes or contreception.But to this day, they never had "the talk" with me either, Where the f*ck was I supposed to learn about this then? How was this not going to F*ck me up???

I remember liking girls as a kid, but never daring talk to them. As a result I ended up getting off in very different ways. I watched my sister (1 yr. older) in the shower more times than I can count. One day when the whole family was away, I even got a screwedriver and loosened the jam so I could get a better view when watching. I even let the family dog lick my dick a few times, but I couldn't look at myself in the mirror after a while, so that stopped. This was my sex education in high school.

I never had any real girlfriends in highschool and by the time I was in the military, I had never even kissed a girl. But the military is very different, it does something to girls, you don't even have to try and you will get laid. They can't see past the uniform or something. Actually, my thought is it's because they want out of their deadend town so bad, they hope you get them pregnant so you have to take them with you. Anyways, I remember my first time it was in a hotel with about 10 other people making out. We had the floor and she handed me a condem. I didn't even know how to use one, but I managed to slip it on and about 30 seconds later it came off. But I didn't know what to do, so I kept banging her. About a minute later it was over. I pulled out and let go on the carpet at least I had enough sense for that. The f*cked up thing is I go to sleep and about an hour later, I wake up to see her going over to my "friend" for seconds. His girl went home so there I was trying to go to sleep listening to my girl being f*cked by my buddy.That was my only full blown intercourse in the military.

After I got out I still had issues. I remember sharing an aprtment with my sister. She had a boyfriend and they would f*ck like bunnies, every damn day I get home from work and they are going at it. Finally I stopped tuning them out and would crawl over to their door and listen to them while rubbing one out. Yeah, I have issues!

About 3 years later, I land a job where travel is a big part of it. I have in that time managed to have sex one other time, and it was as spectacular as the first time. As a matter of fact it was even more pathetic, I kept slipping out of her as she was pretty much a whore, so she eventually had to get on top so she could control it. I finished that time in about 2 minutes. She then determines she wants more, so she attempts to get it by sucking on my droopy, floppy, listless member longer than it took for me to finish the 1st time. She eventually figures it out and goes away.

Fast forward to to the new job. I get to travel to many different states and many different countries. In my time there I manage to sleep with 6 different girls in 6 different countries. They all were prostitutes and they were all paid for on my company credit card. My company didn't keep very good records as the copmpany was kind of new and small (1998 80employees) as a result, I often would just write my own receipts for bogus supplies needed or would just say they didn't give me one or I must have lost it.

I have since then left that company and got onto a much bigger one. I am not 300 lbs. nor do I have sores and blisters all over my face. I just don't know how to get with women. . I have decided I am a sort of a connoisseur on the subject. I have been to many different brothels all over the world. I have used escorts, massage parlors, and craigslist. I have decided that this is the way it will be for me. I will always get prostitutes. I guess they are around for guys like me

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[Heavens_Myst]

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Goes to show nobody ever has to die a virgin

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This is a throw away account, so please don't track down, everything here is real, hence the one time account.

I am not a kid anymore. I am in my 30's and cannot understand why I have such big problems with women. I guess maybe I put them on a pedestal. Or maybe it's my strict upbringing. Or maybe it's because we moved around alot when I was a kid. I swear when you do this alot, you have no chance of developing strong friendships and you completely socially retard your offspring. At least it did me.

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My parents were very religious and strict. As a result they wouldn't even allow us to go to health class to learn about reproductive processes or contreception.But to this day, they never had "the talk" with me either, Where the f*ck was I supposed to learn about this then? How was this not going to F*ck me up???

I remember liking girls as a kid, but never daring talk to them. As a result I ended up getting off in very different ways. I watched my sister (1 yr. older) in the shower more times than I can count. One day when the whole family was away, I even got a screwedriver and loosened the jam so I could get a better view when watching. I even let the family dog lick my dick a few times, but I couldn't look at myself in the mirror after a while, so that stopped. This was my sex education in high school.

I never had any real girlfriends in highschool and by the time I was in the military, I had never even kissed a girl. But the military is very different, it does something to girls, you don't even have to try and you will get laid. They can't see past the uniform or something. Actually, my thought is it's because they want out of their deadend town so bad, they hope you get them pregnant so you have to take them with you. Anyways, I remember my first time it was in a hotel with about 10 other people making out. We had the floor and she handed me a condem. I didn't even know how to use one, but I managed to slip it on and about 30 seconds later it came off. But I didn't know what to do, so I kept banging her. About a minute later it was over. I pulled out and let go on the carpet at least I had enough sense for that. The f*cked up thing is I go to sleep and about an hour later, I wake up to see her going over to my "friend" for seconds. His girl went home so there I was trying to go to sleep listening to my girl being f*cked by my buddy.That was my only full blown intercourse in the military.

After I got out I still had issues. I remember sharing an aprtment with my sister. She had a boyfriend and they would f*ck like bunnies, every damn day I get home from work and they are going at it. Finally I stopped tuning them out and would crawl over to their door and listen to them while rubbing one out. Yeah, I have issues!

About 3 years later, I land a job where travel is a big part of it. I have in that time managed to have sex one other time, and it was as spectacular as the first time. As a matter of fact it was even more pathetic, I kept slipping out of her as she was pretty much a whore, so she eventually had to get on top so she could control it. I finished that time in about 2 minutes. She then determines she wants more, so she attempts to get it by sucking on my droopy, floppy, listless member longer than it took for me to finish the 1st time. She eventually figures it out and goes away.

Fast forward to to the new job. I get to travel to many different states and many different countries. In my time there I manage to sleep with 6 different girls in 6 different countries. They all were prostitutes and they were all paid for on my company credit card. My company didn't keep very good records as the copmpany was kind of new and small (1998 80employees) as a result, I often would just write my own receipts for bogus supplies needed or would just say they didn't give me one or I must have lost it.

I have since then left that company and got onto a much bigger one. I am not 300 lbs. nor do I have sores and blisters all over my face. I just don't know how to get with women. . I have decided I am a sort of a connoisseur on the subject. I have been to many different brothels all over the world. I have used escorts, massage parlors, and craigslist. I have decided that this is the way it will be for me. I will always get prostitutes. I guess they are around for guys like me

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this man will goto jail one day. mark my words.

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

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I remember sharing an aprtment with my sister. She had a boyfriend and they would f*ck like bunnies, every damn day I get home from work and they are going at it. Finally I stopped tuning them out and would crawl over to their door and listen to them while rubbing one out. Yeah, I have issues!

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thanks for doing this, sensei.

[ricav]

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Goes to show nobody ever has to die a virgin

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This is a throw away account, so please don't track down, everything here is real, hence the one time account.

I am not a kid anymore. I am in my 30's and cannot understand why I have such big problems with women. I guess maybe I put them on a pedestal. Or maybe it's my strict upbringing. Or maybe it's because we moved around alot when I was a kid. I swear when you do this alot, you have no chance of developing strong friendships and you completely socially retard your offspring. At least it did me.

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My parents were very religious and strict. As a result they wouldn't even allow us to go to health class to learn about reproductive processes or contreception.But to this day, they never had "the talk" with me either, Where the f*ck was I supposed to learn about this then? How was this not going to F*ck me up???

I remember liking girls as a kid, but never daring talk to them. As a result I ended up getting off in very different ways. I watched my sister (1 yr. older) in the shower more times than I can count. One day when the whole family was away, I even got a screwedriver and loosened the jam so I could get a better view when watching. I even let the family dog lick my dick a few times, but I couldn't look at myself in the mirror after a while, so that stopped. This was my sex education in high school.

I never had any real girlfriends in highschool and by the time I was in the military, I had never even kissed a girl. But the military is very different, it does something to girls, you don't even have to try and you will get laid. They can't see past the uniform or something. Actually, my thought is it's because they want out of their deadend town so bad, they hope you get them pregnant so you have to take them with you. Anyways, I remember my first time it was in a hotel with about 10 other people making out. We had the floor and she handed me a condem. I didn't even know how to use one, but I managed to slip it on and about 30 seconds later it came off. But I didn't know what to do, so I kept banging her. About a minute later it was over. I pulled out and let go on the carpet at least I had enough sense for that. The f*cked up thing is I go to sleep and about an hour later, I wake up to see her going over to my "friend" for seconds. His girl went home so there I was trying to go to sleep listening to my girl being f*cked by my buddy.That was my only full blown intercourse in the military.

After I got out I still had issues. I remember sharing an aprtment with my sister. She had a boyfriend and they would f*ck like bunnies, every damn day I get home from work and they are going at it. Finally I stopped tuning them out and would crawl over to their door and listen to them while rubbing one out. Yeah, I have issues!

About 3 years later, I land a job where travel is a big part of it. I have in that time managed to have sex one other time, and it was as spectacular as the first time. As a matter of fact it was even more pathetic, I kept slipping out of her as she was pretty much a whore, so she eventually had to get on top so she could control it. I finished that time in about 2 minutes. She then determines she wants more, so she attempts to get it by sucking on my droopy, floppy, listless member longer than it took for me to finish the 1st time. She eventually figures it out and goes away.

Fast forward to to the new job. I get to travel to many different states and many different countries. In my time there I manage to sleep with 6 different girls in 6 different countries. They all were prostitutes and they were all paid for on my company credit card. My company didn't keep very good records as the copmpany was kind of new and small (1998 80employees) as a result, I often would just write my own receipts for bogus supplies needed or would just say they didn't give me one or I must have lost it.

I have since then left that company and got onto a much bigger one. I am not 300 lbs. nor do I have sores and blisters all over my face. I just don't know how to get with women. . I have decided I am a sort of a connoisseur on the subject. I have been to many different brothels all over the world. I have used escorts, massage parlors, and craigslist. I have decided that this is the way it will be for me. I will always get prostitutes. I guess they are around for guys like me

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somehow you need to let yourself fall in love, real love with a woman