Where is Brandi?

[Supp Bro]

Since I'm damn near Sherlock Holmes crossed with Encyclopedia Brown, I was able to piece together the clues that proved this post was entirely garbage.

In order of increasing unlikelihood:

1) Brandi can afford food delivered by something other than a vending machine

2) Brandi can afford an assistant

3) Brandi would even NEED an assistant

4) Brandi being able to afford 'high-stakes' cash games (or tourney buyins)


and finally:


5) That Brandi would ever date a dude who is broke



Here endeth the lesson.