I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

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I sleep in the nude. I use a blanket and sheets but they come off sometimes at night. I have woken up twice now to my dog licking my [censored] and balls. I mean really going at it with enthusiasm.

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Be honest. Were you hard/semi-hard when you woke up?

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Were you having a dream about fellatio right before you woke up? If anyone/thing were licking my balls in my sleep I think it would be pretty much inevitable.