I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

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I would be eternally grateful if you would call up your state senator, explain the situation, and record it

i know the interns have to research the daily calls and get back to you. this would be awesome if for nothing else than the message on your answering machine

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Hi Elaine!

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I'm hoping somebody comes along with a link to the dog's mySpace page so we can trainwreck this thread something fierce.

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Thread of the millennium, hands down.