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#51
07-19-2006, 05:46 PM
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Re: Brag : Slick Insult at B&M
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it really takes the sting out of a good BURN when you have to correct your spelling afterwards its like stuttering during an insult [/ QUOTE ] It also takes the sting out when the guys Swedish and doesn't know about turnip trucks, short buses, and I'm assuming downies.... 
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#52
07-19-2006, 06:11 PM
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Re: Brag : Slick Insult at B&M
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[ QUOTE ] it really takes the sting out of a good BURN when you have to correct your spelling afterwards its like stuttering during an insult [/ QUOTE ] It also takes the sting out when the guys Swedish and doesn't know about turnip trucks, short buses, and I'm assuming downies.... [/ QUOTE ] Good point. Most people don't know that Sweden actually outlawed retarded people in 1996.
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#53
07-19-2006, 06:12 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird). Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say : "Did it hurt?" He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?" And I respond... "When you fell off a house 30 feet onto pavement and had to get your teeth replaced and then placed 2nd in a WSOP event for 250k". [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] hehehehehehe oh, and yes it did
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#54
07-19-2006, 06:16 PM
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Re: Brag : Slick Insult at B&M
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] it really takes the sting out of a good BURN when you have to correct your spelling afterwards its like stuttering during an insult [/ QUOTE ] It also takes the sting out when the guys Swedish and doesn't know about turnip trucks, short buses, and I'm assuming downies.... [/ QUOTE ] Good point. Most people don't know that Sweden actually outlawed retarded people in 1996. [/ QUOTE ] The Swedes have always been tidy like that.
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#55
08-12-2007, 09:31 AM
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Re: Brag : Slick Insult at B&M
I dont get it?
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#56
08-12-2007, 10:32 AM
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Re: Brag : Slick Insult at B&M
great thread
please inform us the next time you go outside too
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#57
08-12-2007, 10:49 AM
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Re: Brag : Slick Insult at B&M
this thread sucks
i stacked some guy for like 800 bb my first time playing live poker on a rivered flush and I said "sorry bro" and he said "NEVER BE SORRY FOR PLAYING A HAND OF POKER" and i said "youre right" and started cracking up as i raked in the chips
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#58
08-12-2007, 11:21 AM
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Re: Brag : Slick Insult at B&M
This made me LOL because I for the life of me can't figure out why OP thinks he made a "slick insult"... twice even. And against a potential date?
But then nath & keikiwai made me LOL for legitimately funny reasons so thread delivers...
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#60
08-12-2007, 11:32 AM
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Re: Brag : Slick Insult at B&M
So heres what I get so far. You wanted an old man to have sex with a turnip, and you were gonna give him 60 bucks to watch. Then 2 pair won the hand.
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