favorite Seinfeld line

[dustybottoms]

HERB: Building A. Are you for, or against, the motion to impeach?

RALPH: What does that mean?

HERB: It means, if you're for the motion, you're against Morty.

RALPH: So why don't you say that?

HERB: Hey, I'm running the meeting.

RALPH: If you think so.
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Kramer: Did you bring the video camera?

Jerry: Yeah, I put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial.

[MattSuspect]

One just now. Paraphrased

JS: You know Shuman went nuts that way.

GS: Benny Schuman from camp?

JS: No, you idiot...

GS: Idiot? Who are you Bud Abbot?

[goofball]

Jerry, it's all crap on TV. The only show I watch is Xena: Warrior Princess. She must be about 6'6"!

[garyjacosta]

"Sex... to save the friendship..."

"You left out the best part" "I mentioned the bisque"

"MMMMMM... Mutton!"

"It's chocolate, it's mint... it's Delicious!"

[ejay]

elaine: one day something bad will happen to you, it must, it has to!

jerry: No, i am gonna be just fine.

[FGators]

I love when Jerry gives his Dad the Wizard when he's visiting him in Florida.

He hands it to him

Jerry Dad, Morty Seinfeld: "Woo, a radar detector!"

Jerry:"Radar detector? I've never seen you go over 25. You're like the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl parade."