favorite thing to say in chat box when sucked out on

[illegit]

When it's a draw out, and it's a horrendous play then I sometimes say variations of:

"Why do you hate money?"
"What did money ever do to you to make you hate it so much?"
"Do you have a furnace in your house used specifically for burning money, or do you only burn it at online poker?"
"Did an uncle or priest give you money as a child in exchange for certain favors, and payment for keeping silent? If so, that would explain your hatred for money. Can't really think of another reason anyone would hate money as much as you do"
etc.