Favorite thing to say when someone bitches : "You sucked out"

[MiltonFriedman]

As a converse to the thread started on behalf of ABC-playing whiners, I see a need for the other side.... a thread for responses when someone like that complains in chat:

HOW COULD YOU PLAY THAT ?

'Lessons cost extra"
"Excuse me, I'm too busy stacking chips to talk right now".
"Nice hand"
"Thank you"
"Don't worry, you'll get it all back next time."

I generally play at low enough stakes I can afford to go headhunting against loud-mouthed, whining, ABC, wannabe table captains. Poker can be a lot of fun.

[Rootabager]

I always laugh at them for calling the river bet/raise and tell them how terrible they are.

Usually I just challenge anyone that says anything to heads up higher?

[DLizzle]

my standard response is 'HU higher stakes?' the acceptance rate for HU challenges so far has been like 5%

[Patrick Bateman]

I always say that I don't even look at my cards. Which sometimes is true.

[Sponger.]

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my standard response is 'HU higher stakes?' the acceptance rate for HU challenges so far has been like 5%

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I have found I had the same rate when people start berating me HU. These are the same people who also hit and run after they win a pot.

My usual line when people complain is "THX 4 UR $$$$ <//><"

[WiredSevens]

I just say: "Sup Bro?"

and then after he responds

"I am McLovin"

[Knight Vision]

I rarely suck out, but I believe Abzurrred apologizes and asked the dude if he wants his money back.

[futuredoc85]

How do you expect me to win if i fold silly?

[ImsaKidd]

I always berate myself or standard "CHOO CHOO"

[yourface]

"I had a read"